I Hate Lazy People. I Hired a Lazy LLM.
Smells of code, facts, numbers, and dreams.
It was a routine dependency update.
You know the kind. Lock file refresh, a few minor versions bumping,
vibe coding
I Gave an AI the Keys to My Codebase. Here’s What Survived Production.
Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Become a Very Expensive Prompt Engineer
The Hype Arrives at Your Door
I resisted longer than most.