I Hate Lazy People. I Hired a Lazy LLM.
Smells of code, facts, numbers, and dreams.
It was a routine dependency update.
You know the kind. Lock file refresh, a few minor versions bumping,
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The Dog Sledge Theorem: What a Trip to Lapland Taught Me About Product Teams
Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Accept That Someone Will Always Shit in the Traces
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